With the utmost respect and reverence: I borrowed this brilliant quote from:
http://www.theanticraft.com/antifesto.htm
“We were deep in the clutches of a weeklong absinthe binge when the Divine Hand of Brilliance touched us in an inappropriate place. When this vision came, we knew we must create a haven for all the sinister crafters of the world. No more would we be cowed into silence by cheerful scrapbook stickers. Never again would we be forced to gleefully execute a sweater of intarsia puppies. The green fairy had blessed us with an exotic vision we were powerless to deny.”
I happened upon it quite by accident- looking at the pattern for “The Asphyxiation Choker” 
on another website. I knew instantly I wanted to marry this mad crafter- but then I dug deeper and found it is a whole council of mad crafters- and you just cant marry all of them at once- that’s just wrong
Oh well- Here’s a photo of my first choker. I love it and I am thinking about listing a couple on Etsy perhaps
